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- Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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- Astronomy professor:
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- Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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“Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling”
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Up, Up, & Away!: "Why can't anyone see that Clark Kent is Superman? He only changes his hairstyle and puts on glasses!"
Trust me, I’ve wondered that too. Writers have different takes on how to tackle the whole “glasses as a disguise” phenomenon. Some writers say that Clark’s glasses are made out of Kryptonian glass and can “hypnotize” and confuse people into thinking he looks different. Other writers say that by…
I used to walk around my old high school without my glasses and no one would recognise me, people are that stupid
Admittedly, I was one of these stupid people. Sorry Josh!
(Source: until-you-hear-from-me)
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"I’m going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve jammie dodgers, and a fez."
Doctor Who, Series 6 Trailer
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